"When people say ‘This is my baby,’ they don’t always mean a baby. Sometimes they mean a dog."
— A Somali student, on what has surprised her most about the United States. (via 33113)
(Source: africandogontheprairie, via nezzies)
i remember once i was walking to class near this group of guys and one of them saw his girlfriend and one of his friends was like “c’mon man bros before hoes” and the guy looked him dead in the eye and said “she’s the bro and y’all bitches are the hoes” before going to talk to his girlfriend and i have never seen a group of guys in sagging jeans and ridiculous shoes look so offended
date a girl who eats exclusively with her fingers. date a girl who was never taught how to use fork or knife ior spoon. date a girl who constantly has bandages on her hands because she loves to eat hot soup all the time